The Countertop Chronicles

"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of

Saturday, May 14, 2005


I'm always looking for new ways to tick off liberals. One of the best, of course, is the purchase of a new firearm. Bascially, you can't beat that.

However, there does come a time when maybe the purchase of a new gun isn't practical. Say you've run out of space in the safe, you can't make up your mind which one to choose, or you simply can't afford to buy another one this month.

Well, in those cases, you can always purchase some firearms accessories. Things like new grips, new mags, more ammo, shirts, or even a carrying case.

Today, I am gonna recommend one case thats sure to send the liberals in a frenzy. Sure its all kind of ghetto, but nothing says F-You Mother F'er, I Mean Business quite like a Coffin Case.

Just think how much cooler Vincent and Jules would be with one of those before pouting of this.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

They also have some bad ass grips too.


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