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"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Something Amiss

What's wrong with this story on seemingly one more misuse of a Taser by police officers?

A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.






If you guessed that its the fact that this mutant sex offenders genital shocking was an accident and not fully deliberate you are correct. Hopefully, Ft. Myer's police will learn from this incident how effective a taser to the balls of a sex offender is and adopt Deputy Daniel Hollywood's Taser techniques as standard operating procedures for apprehending future sex offendors. In the meantime, I intend to buy Deputy Hollywood a beer the next time I am in Ft. Myers Beach.


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