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Shooting Occurs in Gun Free Washington, D.C.

Disarmed bystander dies.

As tragic as the case may be, there is a bright side. Police are looking for leads and have increased the reward for information on the case to $50,000. THey are urging anyone with information to call 202-727-9099.

Of course, no one in the neighborhood is talking, even though everyone knows who is ultimately responsible for this: that lying, corrupt hack of a police chief Chuck Ramsey who continues to insist, like Little Bill Daggett, that the residen't under his dominion remain unarmed and at the mercy of his Chuckie and his gangland hombres.