Dykes

Lesbianism is about to take over our community. I’m talking about young girls. My son in high school last year tried to go to the prom. He said: ‘Dad, I ain’t got nobody to take to the prom because all the girls in my class are gay. Ain’t but two of ’em straight, and both of them ugly’ 

Wish I could have used that excuse. But sadly, they just weren't interested in me.