Thank God Their Disarmed

Who knows what would have happened had Maryland not disarmed its population.

Police said that the man's hand was partially severed and that they were trying to find out whether a weapon such as a machete was used.

Yep. I guess we will have to ban knives and machettes too. We could also ban ban hispanics and blacks too. Heck, lets just ban people generally. Thats the ticket. Ban people and we might start reducing crime.