3 Bullets

A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street
when a robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily, she and the babies survived.The surgeon decided
to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
in tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle
and this bullet came out" replied the daughter.The mother told her it was
okay and explained what happened 16 years before.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother
told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years before.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a
tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."