Don't Delay The Beaver Shave

As Heard on the Hill (subscription required):

"Who wants a beaver?" asked DeLay, whom attendees said looked happier and more relaxed than ever. Hoots and hollers followed.

The Hammer continued with lines such as, "Everybody likes beaver, even women" and, as a couple of people in the crowd recall, "The best thing about it, it's a shaved beaver!"