I ♥ my wife

Just comes out of the bedroom:

"These god damn liberals. Fuck them all. We need to round every last muslim up - and throw them and the liberals into the middle of the fucking desert. Of course, we can't. They always criticize us for WWII, but ya know what, that was the smartest thing this country ever did. Sometimes, when your at war with people who want to kill you, you have to do what it takes, dam the consequences. Fuck 'em. I hate this place."