Campbell Enters Hospital for "Non-Cardiac" Chest Pain

Some of you may have noticed that three senators are absent from todays voting. That liberal slime bag John Kerry, John "slip and fall" edwards are obvious absentees. The third is Republican Ben "Nighthorse" Campbell of Colorado. Roll call just reported that Sen. Campbell has checked himself into George Washington Hospital with mild chest pains. Initial diagnosis indicated the pain is non cardiac. Sen. Campbell is 70 years old. Please keep him in your thoughts.