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Monday, February 28, 2005

Who the Hell Do You Think You Bloggers Are?

From Frank J

1. Who the hell do you think you are?

2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?

I'm a lawyer - i work for a large trade association as a policy wonk but don't really address it on the blog.

3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?

Yes, I was an editor on the school paper in college and law school. I was also the editor in chief or something of the law school journal.

4. Do you even read newspapers?

Yes - Since I was in grade school I've always read the New York Times and Wall Street Journal. I also read the Washington Post and Times every day. Oh, and the Financial Times (still upset about them changing the color a few years ago). Other than that, I stay up late at night reading anywhere from another 6 - 12 newspapers a day - mostly through their web page.

5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?

I don't really care for Fox news - too much OJ simpson/Michael Jackson type bs but do occaisionally flip past it while mindlessly channel surfing. I listen to All Things Considered every evening.l

6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?


7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?

Uhm, actually, I usually send the GOP a fax as to what they should say.

8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?

I just want to fire lying left wing loonies. And lying right wing loonies.

9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?

I have a passport. I don't use it much. As far as I am concerned France can go to hell.

10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?

I used to live in London.

11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?

Too old, but I tried to sign up a couple of times when I was younger but the Clinton military reductions made that impracticle.

12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?

I saw someone who blew their brains out at the gun range a couple of weeks ago. My father in law had a 30 year career in the Army - he tells me some awfully horrid stories.

13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?

I have a dog. And a 3 year old who isn't fully potty trained yet.

14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!"



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