The Middle School Years

Needless to say, kids today seem to get laid a whole lot more than I did (or, for that matter, I suspect do).

In a districtwide survey, nearly half of high school students and one in five middle school students said they have had sexual intercourse,

Try as I might, I simply couldn't get laid for the life of me in middle school . . . though I finally dated a couple of whores in high school.

God bless the sluts.

"I know that is happening, because my son constantly gets letters from girls who want to do sexual things to him," said Paula Thomas, mother of five children ages 9 to 16. "It starts in the sixth or seventh grade."

At school, the Citrus Park mother said, "They know to stay out of certain hallways because of the girls."

Are these mother's clueless?

Those hallways sound like just the place their kids are hanging out. Wish we had them when I was a kid . . . would have loved to go to a rainbow party

And for the record, I am encouraging my son to pleasure as many girls as he is physically able to.