God Bless David R. Elms

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Seriously, isn't this what every guy wants?

They want a centerfold model who will hang adoringly on their every word in public, then perform any sex act in any position with professional skill in private.

I'm sure the same can be said for the ladies out there too, but I don't know where they can go for reviews. I'm sure the marketplace will respond, if it hasn't already. In any case, if your so inclined, here is Mr. Elms page.The Erotic Review

God Bless Him and God Bless America

H/T to Bitter