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Sunday, April 25, 2004

Top Ten List

My Uncle Bob sent me this great Top 10 list.

Always good to be reminded that not everyone in New York is a gun banning nut. .
Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women


#10 - You Can Trade An Old 44 For A New 22.
#9 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home,
And Have Another For When You're On The Road.
#8 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun, And Tell Him So,
He Will Probably Let You Try It Out A Few Times.
#7 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Keep
Another Handgun For A Back Up.
#6 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run
Out Of Ammo.
#5 - A Handgun Doesn't Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space.
#4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The
Month.
#3 - A Handgun Doesn't Ask, "Do These New Grips Make
Me Look Fat?"
#2 - A Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Go To Sleep After
You Use It.


And, The Number One Reason A Handgun Is Favored Over A Woman


#1 - YOU CAN BY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!!!!!

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