Kerry Almost As Smart As Bush

John Kerry's academic record has finally been released and it shows his grades were almost as good as those of President Bush. Of course, thats not how the media is spinning it.

newly released records show that Bush and Kerry had a virtually identical grade average at Yale University four decades ago.

Now, its true that the GLobe is correct - the GPAs are nearly identical (Bush had a 77 and Kerry had a 76), but considering how maligned Bush was over his grades at Yale and his intellectual ability generally, its important to note that he actually had better grades than the traitorous lout (who by the way served in Vietnam).