Perforated Goblin Update

Nice.

Parolee-at-large Daniel Godoy, 37, of Galt is listed in critical condition at San Joaquin General Hospital with multiple gunshot wounds following the attempted robbery at AM Market, 4579 East Acampo Road in Acampo Friday night.

Deputy Les Garcia said Godoy was armed when he walked into the market around 9:30 p.m. Friday and attempted to rob employees. According to witnesses, one of the store clerks produced a handgun and confronted Godoy, who then pointed his gun at the armed clerk. The clerk, in fear for his life, fired his gun, hitting Godoy several times, Garcia said.

According to Garcia, Godoy then attacked the clerk, moving the altercation outside the store. Another clerk then produced a second handgun and shot Godoy again multiple times. The clerks were not injured during the robbery.

Here's hoping he passes.

Nicer

Police say his 22-year-old brother Brandon Underwood and a woman, both armed with knives, came in about 12:45 a.m. and tried to rob the CK's.

An off-duty security guard having coffee in the shop shot Underwood and killed him.

"I heard he didn't get no money or nothing," Williams said, standing on the porch of the restaurant at 3530 Summer, where customers continued to come in for breakfast. "That man that shot him could have just shot him in the arm or leg."

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Police say Underwood came in the shop wearing a ski mask and held a customer at knifepoint as his female accomplice tried to open the cash register. When she couldn't get the register open, they told a customer, an off-duty security guard, to open it. The security guard, who police didn't identify, drew his gun and shot Underwood.

Apparantly, Mr. Williams - the breathing one - isn't too much smarter than his decomposing brother. The reason "he didn't get no money or nothing" (seriously, could you pick anything more stereotypical for him to say???) is cause he tried to rob someone and was stopped.

Time for the happy dance!!!