Lent

What did you give up?

Last year I gave up chocolate. Incredibly difficult.

This year, I decided to give up Dr. Pepper. I was going to give up sex, but I don't get enough of it to be a challenge. I tried to argue that my wife should give up abstaining from sex, but she said my sex drive was like that of a 16 year old and therefore that wouldn't be a challenge for her either.

ba-da-boom!