The Countertop Chronicles

"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of

Wednesday, March 08, 2006


What did you give up?

Last year I gave up chocolate. Incredibly difficult.

This year, I decided to give up Dr. Pepper. I was going to give up sex, but I don't get enough of it to be a challenge. I tried to argue that my wife should give up abstaining from sex, but she said my sex drive was like that of a 16 year old and therefore that wouldn't be a challenge for her either.



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