The Countertop Chronicles

"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of

Monday, March 06, 2006

I'm Playing The Worlds Smallest Violin

So, John Allen Muhammad finds jail a bit cold.

Muhammad's hair has grown bushy, and he now wears a goatee and mustache. A deputy said he has been offered T-shirt and underwear, but that he refused. Muhammad said he was cold, even once pulling his arms inside his sleeves.

"I've been frostbit on my face. ... I've been frostbit on my hands. I'm very sensitive to cold," he complained.

Ask me if I care.

Actual, I do care and have just the solution to Muhammad's problems.

Its a one way ticket to the fires of hell via a 230 grain .45 ACP bullet.


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