More gun control laws, thats what we need.
How about we make it illegal to have a gun in D.C.?
Oh, it already is.
How about making it illegal to have a gun on school property?
Hmm, looks like we've got that covered.
What about making it illegal to shoot someone?
No way, we have laws against that toooo??
Geeze, then how in the world did someone get shot at Roosevelt High School this morning?
Guess all those gun bans really aren't working after all. . .