King on Costas

In today's MMQB

An inning or two later, Bob found himself perusing the in-stadium menu that some prime baseball seats now feature. He came upon "white zinfandel" on the beverage list. "Anyone who orders white zinfandel at a baseball game cannot be a baseball fan -- and may not be an American,'' he announced. In a mocking tone, he said, pretending to order, "'Yes, I'd like a summer fruit salad and a white zinfandel, please.' You've got to be kidding!"