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Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Monday Song Lyric (slight delay) - Whole Lotta Lead

Angela Logomasini's op-ed on the brewing D.C. lead problem, This Should Go over Like a Lead Balloon, has motivated me to brew my first batch of beer in some time. I'm gonna call it Tony William's Leaded Zeppelin. It will be an Extra Special Bitter, based upon the special recipe I developed while working at a brewery in law school, but instead of being brewed with tasty mountain spring water, it will be filled with high octane, extra leaded D.C. water.

Its gonna be some potent stuff, with an Original Gravity in the 1055 range and its sure to leave you Dazed and Confused - unlike the D.C. Water which is generally harmless.

Dazed and Confused
Jimmy Page

Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
soul of a woman was created below.

You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies.
Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize.
Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been.
Gonna love you baby, here I come again.

Every day I work so hard, bringin' home my hard earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push me away.
Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been,
Sweet little baby, I want you again.

Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?


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