So True

So True

Lemme see, have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad.

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad.

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad.

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists -good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad.

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad.

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad.

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Recession under Bush - bad.

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - Bad.

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad.

Clinton denounces terrorist training in Afghanistan - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad.

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad.

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam in custody - bad.

Ah, it's so confusing!