The Countertop Chronicles

"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of

Saturday, September 18, 2004

Who's The Bigger Ass?

In a trifecta of glamourous misfits

Is it Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin who was just busted in Oklahoma City for pot?

Is it Growing Pains star Tracy Gold who rolled her SUV and injured her husband and 7 year old son while drunk driving?

Or was it Edward Furlong, the asshole PETA/animal rights activist (and we bet John Kerry supporter) child star of Terminator 2 who decided, in a drunken stupor, to yank lobsters out of a fish tank at a grocery store?

We'll let you decide.


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