The Countertop Chronicles

"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Outrageous Incompetence

On the day we find out that the Bush Administration has nominated one of the least competent, and most difficult to deal with, individuals I have ever had the misfortune of work with, we also find out that the Justice Department is removing valuable resources from the war on terror and wasting them investigating porn.

Not on kiddie porn. Oh no, I guess thats not a problem.

What we really need to be looking out for are those perveted fetishists.
"Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make porn a multibillion-dollar industry.

Captain Ed thinks this might be about a Supreme Court seat for Gonzales.

Well, General Gonzales. Fuck You and your seat.

To everyone else, I suggest you visit The Hun's Yellow Pages and have fun. (warning: 100% most defiantly not safe for work - and probably going to be the number 1 target of Allie G) Embrace the porn. Embrace the fun.

Maybe, when I return, my new focus should be Fun and Gun.


I swear, sometimes I have a tough time justifying my support for the Republican party. Like I always say, Pigs Get Slaughtered, and it sure looks like they are feeding at that trough.


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