The Countertop Chronicles

"Run by a gun zealot who's too blinded by the NRA" - Sam Penney of

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Powerball Meme!!

What will you do with YOUR winnings

1) $17 million a year for 20 years or $164.4 Million Cash Value

$164.4 million up front (which is actually going to be about $82.2 million). Of course, I won't collect it until I move to Tennessee or Florida or some other freedom loving state that doesn't want to take my income. Most would go into energy stocks.

2) First purchase

Either a Tommy Gun or a Barrett

3) Statement to the Today Show?

I plan on telling Katie Couric just what my first purchase was and how I intend to dedicate a portion of my money to defeating her failed communist ideology.


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