The Countertop Chronicles

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Saturday, March 27, 2004

John "Goon Squad" Kerry

Its pretty early in the election season, but already the Democrats are resorting to their usual tactics. Looks like John Kerry and his union friends called the goon squad out on
Matt Margolis
at a recent Bush Event in Boston. Matt suggests you donate $104 to the campaign, I second that.

Friday, March 26, 2004

a la Carte Cable

Is al la Carte Cable in the future?
"When I go to the grocery store to buy a quart of milk, I don't have to buy a package of celery and a bunch of broccoli," McCain said in an interview on Wednesday. "I don't like broccoli." He argues that it's not an either-or situation for cable companies: They could continue to offer packages for consumers who wanted them and a la carte for other viewers.

In the interview, McCain said he probably would propose an amendment this year -- it could be attached to an authorization or spending bill, he said -- requiring cable companies to offer a la carte programming.

Hmm, I sure hope so. If it is, we may all have Janet Jackson to thank.
The industry is also under attack from people upset about content they consider indecent. Government decency rules and fines apply only to channels broadcast over the public airwaves, not to cable and satellite television, because courts have reasoned that subscribers elected to receive them. But McCain, FCC Commissioner Michael J. Copps and others have proposed extending the FCC's enforcement powers to cable channels because the industry does not give consumers enough options to drop individual channels they find objectionable.

The cable industry opposes the move. As an alternative, the cable industry's major trade group, the National Cable and Telecommunications Association, said earlier this week that the nation's cable companies would give consumers -- at no cost -- the equipment needed to block unwanted cable channels in their homes.

. . . . . .

Lautenberg applauded the cable industry's decision to pass out free channel-blocking hardware, but said that's not enough.

"The logical next step," Lautenberg said, "is to relieve consumers of the burden of paying for channels they don't watch."

We can only hope. I pay close to $80 a month for a load of crap on Cox Cable. All I really want is the four networks, the weather channel, foxnews and discovery (so I can watch Orange County Choppers). I probably would also keep AMC and the other free classic movie channel (Turner Classic?) but could care less about MTV and VH1 and Lifetime and Oxygen and CNN and MSNBC, etc. etc. etc. Unfortunately, in order to get Fox News I need to buy one of the premium packages, subjecting me to ridiculous charges. Its just not available a la carte (is this part of the great left wing conspiracy???)

Now, its true that I generally despise government regulation in all forms.
"It's far too presumptuous to tell an industry how to market its product," said Sen. John Breaux (D-La.), another committee member.
However, the cable universe is different. For one, in most areas cable operators still maintain a monopoly. I have to get Cox. I can't get Time Warner cable. I can't get Jones. I can't get anything else. I tried both DirectTV and the Dish Network. Neither will work in my neighborhood (no clear path to the satellite through trees my wife won't cut down). So I am left with a monopoly that subjects me to outrageous pricing and forces me to subsidize channels I neither approve of politically or have any desire to watch. As far as I am concerned, Congress needs to break them up further.

How Much Are You Worth

The New York Times has an interesting article in the Sunday Magazine on the value of life.

Its something that has been at the forefront of regulatory reform here in DC for a number of years and is vital to the proper completion of a cost benefit study. The Times Article isn't perfect, but its got enough information to give you a general sense of whats involved.

It quickly mentions the difference in regulatory value between senior citizens and the working young. This was the source, and continues to be the source, of some heated political discourse here in DC.

Anyway, its worth a quick read. I'm going to post more on it on Monday.

One Nation Under WHO?

John Tant, in his usual eloquence, is offended by the offended.
I find it offensive that a tiny minority wants to change it. I find it offensive that a few people want to change something that's stood for a fair number of years and is a part of our national tradition. Why is someone else's offense placed over my own? And where's the constitutional guarantee against being offended anyway?

Well put.

International Asian Art Fair

We are going to miss it this year, but if your in Manhattan I highly recommend a visit to the Asia Week events and especially the International Asian Art Fair at the Seventh Regiment Armory.

Its always been one of my favorite art happenings.

A Sensible Post, For A Change

No, thats not a comment on the quality of my blog postings. It refers to today's Oil for Fraud? editorial in the Washington Post. Its about time that this long discredited paper actually print an editorial that approximates the truth.
In recent congressional testimony, the General Accounting Office said it has evidence that the government of Saddam Hussein also profited from the program, through the imposition of "surcharges" on suppliers. Several months ago, an Iraqi newspaper also claimed it had documents proving that oil money had found its way to others. Among them, the newspaper alleged, were French and Russian politicians and parties; a pro-Hussein member of the British Parliament, George Galloway; the PLO; and, most damagingly, Benon Sevan, director of the oil-for-food program. Finally, Cotecna, the company chosen by the United Nations to inspect goods being imported into Iraq, had not only been previously implicated in bribery scandals, it was also the former employer of Kojo Annan, the son of U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan.
The Post's editorial gets better.
Mr. Annan has denied any wrongdoing. Nevertheless, the secretary general, who has openly called for the United Nations to play a larger role in postwar Iraq, had not attempted to investigate the press reports -- allegedly because Security Council members France and Russia were privately blocking him. This week, Mr. Annan has let it be known that he would like to reverse course and launch an "independent" investigation. According to spokesmen, he is scheduled to reveal some of its details today.
And the piece de resistance
Mr. Annan owes it to the Iraqis to make this investigation real and thorough. If the United Nations cannot disprove its critics -- and punish wrongdoers, if any -- it will be harder to trust the organization to manage humanitarian and peacekeeping missions in the future
Sure, I don't think they are hard hitting enough. But lets look at the strides that have been made.

1) They now, albeit reluctantly, seem to acknowledge the credible reasons for the Bush Administration's reluctance to allow any UN role in Iraq.
2) They reveal, in plain detail for their readers, anti qar and liberal left darling George Galloway's utter lack of veracity.
3) They expose France and Russia and the International Community's shocking indifference to the fate of the Iraqi people.
4) They paint liberal left hero Kofi Annan to be the lying, cheating, scoundral he is.

While I undoutably am in favor of much harsher punishment for wrongdoers than the Post, their simple call for punishment of senior UN officials is nevertheless admirable (especially in light of how much it must pain them to state)

Green Flash

At NASA's Astronomy Pic of the Day Page.
It's actually from the 21st ... but whats a few days in cosmic internet time.

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Bigger And Better Things

Well, maybe. David Lee Roth, who apparantly will not be part of the Van Halen reunion tour this summer is moving on to bigger and better roles starting with an appearance, along with Frankie Valli on this seasons Sopranos.

Rrrroooooollllllll Tide Rolll

Bama beats 'Scuse 80-71

Roach Attack!!!!!

Roaches, thats what my in-laws call Damn Yankee's who moved to Florida and unable to take the heat, headed to the mountains of North Georgia and Tennessee. Of course, if you didn't know, a Yankee is anyone from up north (A Damn Yankee is someone from up north who won't go back) Supposedly, I get a free pass because I have manners and the right "spirit." Plus I'll eat grits at any meal.

Anyway, as far as I can tell, the latest news fom otherwise reasonable and fiscally prudent Walker County, Georgia must be a sign of an attack since NY and LA style gun lock distribution programs appear to be all the rage and have the dedicated support and resources of otherwise reasonable public safety officers.

Now, I don't have too much of a problem with people who want to use a gun lock to keep their kids from getting hurt. However, I haven't seen a gun lock a 5 year old couldn't defeat so it seems to me the more prudent thing to do is to put your guns in a safe and keep the ammunition in a seperate place (except of course the one holstered on your hip). Regrardless, any time the law enforcement authorities get caught up in this "gun safety" nonsense and waste tax payer money on non issues I get ticked off. Is there an epidemic of kids killing themselves with their parents handguns, like the media would have you believe. Well, this quote about sums it up (and remember, Walker County is the largest in the state of Georgia)
“I think that this is a most important program, and I was tickled to death to be a part of it,” Chickamauga Police Chief Jerry Parrish said. “This is a good way to help protect children. About 10 or 12 years ago there was an accidental shooting here involving a juvenile resulting in a death.”

yep, one death in 10 or 12 years. This is truly an epidemic that requires the full time dedicated effort of our police force in resolving. Meanwhile, guys like Ray Brent Marsh run fraudulent crematoriums 200 yards from Chickamauga and the police don't find out for years.

The Worst Cookie I've Ever Eaten

Is the Alternative Baking Company's Peanut Butter Persuasion. It is an absolute abomination. Foul. Its should be cast off with the doo doo in my son's diaper genie.

This cookie is so F'ing disgusting, I took one bite and kept chewing and chewing and chewing. I couldn't bring myself to swallow it and then ungraciously decided to spit it out into the trash receptacle on on the corner of 18th and I Street, N.W. here in DC (above Farragut West Metro). So, then, whats the deal? Here's the deal. Its a fricken Vegan Cookie. If you look on the back, it says so in small print in the middle of a long paragraph describing how good it is and why its the best cookie on the planet. No dairy, no eggs, no honey, no refined sugars amongst other much needed ingrediants.

Of course, if I saw it was made by the Alternative Baking Company I would have looked more closely (or just turned away in disgust). Rather, the top of the package just has a funky picture of some guy and says its the Peanut Butter Persuasion Cookie. The Box it was in had no indication of its surprise either. It was simply labeled ABC Cookies.


End result, La Prima gets my $1.99 plus tax for the friken cookie and loses a customer.

I'm so disgusted I'm going next door for a cheese burger! Hopefully made with some Sea Beef

More Mercury

Bob Ferguson just published a great white paper debunking environmentalist claims about the health impacts of mercury.

This whole debate is fraudulent political theater. Bill Clinton and Carol Browner had 8 years to do something, but didn't act until 36 hours of Al Gore lost . . . and at that point they made a finding that contradicted EPAs and the Federal Government's own studies finding that there is no risk of harm from mercury ingested through the consumption of fish. Zip, Zero, Nada. Not at the levels of consumption that American's consume fish.

But wait, you say, what about the much publicized health advisory? Pure hogwash. EPA's reference does is 5 times more stringent than the World Health Organization's recommend consumption rate and over twice as stringent as what the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry at CDC rates the risk.

Look for a much more complete analysis of this matter, including a detailed description of why the Clean Air Act does not allow EPA to regulate power plants in the manner the enviros are demanding, after my comments are officially submitted to EPA later next month (I don't want to give the other side a heads up, ya'll understand that, right?)

Gun Fighting

If your itching for a gun fight, just remember to bring a real gun. Otherwise, even those without guns will be able to smash your head in.

I'm gonna add J.R. Coy to my running list of men amongst men. Even though he would have provided a better service to society by packing heat and permanalty taking care of this guy when he first presented the threat, I appreciate his initative and refusal to back down. I also like the idea of hitting a goblin multiple times with a sledgehammer.

9/11 Hearings

Well, there isn't really a whole lot I can add to the issue. As usual, Peggy Noonan outclasses all other commentators with her thoughtful and serious piece on the hearings today. Peggy clearly understands the importance of the issues and avoids engaging in harsh attacks. She doesn't think the hearings were the right thing to do at this point, but appreciates the respect exhibited by each of the witnesses to their close knit fraternity. As Stuart Benjamin points out, the witnesses all know facts, and were shaped by knowledge, that cannot be disclosed for security reasons and is not possessed by the vast vast majority of commentators. Peggy too seems to understand this and avoids laying blame for specific actions based upon specific intelligence. Everyone has a reason for their actions and the rest of us will never (and can never) know all that went into their decision.

However, if overall blame must be placed, Peggy reserves it for Bill Clinton for creating an atmosphere where long term serious risks were not examined and the focus was on the immediate gratification of sugar coated pet issues. But his fault goes beyond this and reallylies in his lack of moral compass and failure to take risks and do the right thing, polls be dammed, ie: exhibit real leadership
It was a failure of imagination, a failure to envision that a terrible thing could happen, that a particular terrorist group meant to do what it said it would do. There was a sunny and empty-headed assumption that America would stay lucky; after all, we'd been lucky since terrorists hit the World Trade Center in 1993, and that wasn't so bad--just a handful killed. It was a failure to take our enemies seriously. All of us each day have so much we want to do, but the terrorists each day wanted to do one thing: get America. That was an advantage. There was a pass-the-buck mentality that prevails in government, with everyone quick to go on record warning of a threat and then letting the warning itself act as a replacement for action.

And to make it all worse we had, from 1993 to 2001, an essentially unserious president who had no clue what to do with the power he had accrued, or even the popularity, and who squandered both in a need for personal drama and trauma. He had eight solid years to move, but he did not do the hard things he had to do. He left it for the next guy.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004


Alphecca's new blog Tarazet is up and running ... sort of. Looking forward to many tales of political intrgiue involving cats and dogs living in somewhat discordant harmony.

I am still trying to figure out some of the software changes I want to implement here. When its all done though, I'll let you know.

Yet Some More Anti Cleveland Bias

Eugene Volokh asks why so few countries use brown or orange on their flags and wonders if they are just "cross culturally ugly or non-patriotism-inducing colors. Hmm, I don't know. I do know the good folks of Cleveland seem to enjoy them just fine. I don't think any one ever accussed Cleveland Brown fans of not being fierce defenders of their team. In fact, from what I understand, the colors are actually an integral part of that bond.

For what its worth, according to this page 4.69% of nations (or 9) have flags with brown in them and 4.69% of nations (or 9) also have flags with orange in them. While certainly not the most popular colors, they are nonetheless fairly well represented, with 18 countries total containing at least one of the colors.

Countries with Orange include India, Ireland and Armenia ... all nations with very patriotic citizens.

While Andorra sports brown on its flag both Mexico and Zambia also include the color and make up for poor Andorra's lack of overt patriotism (poor Andorra is the country my grade school geography teacher insisted did not exist and was simply a flaw on the map - when I corrected him in front of the class he was less than pleased with me).

So you see, I just don't believe the myths about brown and orange. They are used and they are loved colors.

The Face Of Media Bias

Mark Krikorian makes an interesting point in the Corner on the importance of the Bob Edwards Story (Bob, host of NPRs morning news show just lost his job ... the Washington Post ran the story prominently on the front page).
the idea that this story was important enough to put on the front page speaks volumes about the provincialism of the Post's editors. All the people they talk to think it's an important story, but how about the story on the possible grocery strike (on the front of the Business section) or, heck, something from the Sports page. I couldn't care less about sports, any sports, but it's a lot more important to more people (even in Washington) than who's reading a script on public radio.

Sea Beef

I was talking to our Food person today and the subject of healthier and leaner choices of beef came up (she is concerned with obesity lawsuits). I suggested a campaign to increase consumption of Manatees, better known as sea cows. Apparently though, I was too late as it appears Cattle of the Sea has already cornered the market.

Mmm Mmm Mmm. Imagine. The taste of beef with all the benefits of a diet rich in seafood.

Wictory Wednesday

Don't Get Mad. Get Even!

You Too Can Stop John Kerry.

Today is Wictory Wednesday. Every Wednesday from now till election day, I will ask my readers to volunteer and/or donate to the Bush campaign if they haven't done so already. And if you have volunteered and donated, then get a friend to join you. It's the only way to defeat the lying liberal media and their special interest pandering whores in Congress and in the Kerry Campaign.

If you're a blogger, you can join Wictory Wednesday simply by putting up a post like this every Wednesday, asking your readers to volunteer and/or donate to the president's re-election campaign.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

John "Fat Cat Friend" Kerry

According to this Fundrace Index John Kerry, on average, gets the largest contributions from the wealthiest americans. Man of the people, my ass. Bush, on the other hand comes in number 2 behind Howard Dean on recieving small contributions from all over America. Kerry, for what its worth comes in number 5 on that list, behind Wes Clark but in front of John Edwards (who's bank account consisted almost solely of $2k contributions from lawyers)

Marvelous Myths

I haven't spoken to my friend Sallie Baliunas in some time, but was thrilled to read her piece on Marvelous Myths and the attempts to describe some allegorical anti industrial importance to the Lord of the Rings over at Tech Central Station. With the Climate Change debate certain to heat up in the coming weeks (John McCain is planning his latest campaign in conjunction with the release of a new science fiction movie on a climate change induced holocaust) I am sure I will get a chance to discuss this with her.

Powell on al Qaeda

After Madeleine "Malpractice" ALbright testified that the Clinton Administration did all it could against al Qaeda, Colin Powell gave his thoughts on the subject.
"We wanted to move beyond the roll-back policy of containment, criminal prosecution and limited retaliation for specific terrorist attacks. We wanted to destroy al Qaeda," Powell said.
I think that pretty much settles it right there. Powell has drawn a clear line in the sand between the harmful policies of Clinton and Albright and the intent of the young Bush Administration.

Tax Refund Time of the Year

Glenn Reynolds has an excellent post about spending his tax refund. He is also posting how his readers intend to spend theirs. It makes for a fairly interesting peek inside the average American household, though I want to point out some things.

First, he indicates that he is lucky to live in a place where housing costs are low. Yes indeed. Living in McLean, VA I have watched the value of our house double in the last five years, but along with what has been a spectacular increase in my net worth on paper, I can barely afford to provide for my family day in and day out. On my salary anywhere else in the nation (well, not in New York or LA or SF or Chicago or Boston) we would be living high on the hog. Here in DC, we just get by and can just barely afford the luxury of my wife raising out children. The high salaries and high housing prices have effected all other aspects of the local economy resulting in tremendous increases in prices for all goods. Heck, even a big mac costs close to $5 at the local Mickey Ds. Its one of the reasons the wife and I have been looking into moving somewhere south and rural (escaping from the metrosexual liberals is the other reason). That said, even with my salary, having a stay at home mom and children quickly brings the per capita income for our modest family into the range reader Jeff Redman talks about (well, I am slightly higher, but not by much). Yet, contrary to Redmans assertion, we are going to receive a healthy refund this year (helped, admittedly, in part by expenses related to my job change and other professional expenses).

Second, I am heartened that along with mass consumer spending, most of the commentators seem intent on saving the money as well (I always consider paying down high interest loans (like credit cards) a form of saving, as long as the individual doesn't turn around and build the debt back up. Paying off student loans also counts).

That leads me to my third comment. April 15 is not only tax day, it is also Buy A Gun (BAG) Day (I like to add, to Piss Off Chuck Schumer, but that's just me). Since my son's birthday falls only a few days before (and he's only 2 so he won't mind the wait) I think his gift will come from this catalogue, and be a few days late.

Bush's Fear

Andrew Sullivan talks about something that I've long worried about - The Churchill Paradox. It befell his father (in part) and the early capture of Osama will certainly remove the overriding reason to keep him in office over anyone the Democrats might nominate.

Is it enough for them to delay Osama's capture (or to withhold information on it if he was captured)? I do not know, and I certainly don't think it was the agenda when we responded in Afghanastahn or Iraq, however at this late stage of the game . . .

So who IS this Clarke person?!?

The-Crease has a great one -two punch today. First they lay out all thats wrong with Kerry's spending (see my previous post) and then John Tant comes right back with a fisking of Clark!

You find them in every organization, although how easy it is depends on the size of the organization. You know the type. They are the obnoxious people who think they are smarter than everyone else, that they know all and see all and are the only ones that truly understand what's going on. They are the ones that think the boss is a moron and they could run the company better than he can. They are the ones that come up with the most inane ideas, but should one happen to work by blind luck, they laud themselves as a genius.

Read the whole thing!

How much will John Kerry cost America?

At least $1,699,282,000,000

The Crease has an incredibly complete breakdown of the numbers.

However, there are two VERY EXPENSIVE items that are missing from the list.

First, the cost of ratifying the Kyoto Treaty on Climate Change or otherwise enacting some climate change regime here at home - A good analysis of the cost is here. The official estimate of $450 billion a year was made by the Energy Information Administration, an independent arm of the Department of Energy and is the reason why Clinton was never able to get any senator to ratify Kyoto.

The list also doesn't include the cost of implementing the MACT (Maximum Achievable Control Technology "including prohibitions on such emissions") standard on mercury emissions from power plants that the enviros are attacking Bush about. The cost there is at least 19.3 billion a year.

Together that adds another $469.3 billion a year to the cost of a Kerry Presidency for a grand total of


Monday, March 22, 2004

Who Are The Real Nazis

The left, while calling for the destruction of Israel and constantly celebrating whatever tragedy befalls the Jewish people, loves to call the Bush Administration America's Nazi Party.

Perhaps they should look in the mirror instead.

PETA, for their part, is doing what it can to desensitize and trivialitize the horrors of the Holocaust through their new Holocaust On Your Plate campaign.

Racist Environmentalist

Seems the Sierra Club, long ago hijacked by crazy looney left wing democrats, is is veying to replace Pat Buchanan as mouthpiece for the forces of hate aligned against poor imigrants.

Actually, considering the elitist history of the Sierra Club, and the Democratic Party's long (and long hidden) history as the Party of the Klan, Cross Burnings, Lynchings and Outright Racism, this shouldn't be too surprising. Still, its amazing how much the Sierra Club has deteriorated in the 15 years since it decided to forgoe its non partisan roots and become simply a mouthpiece for the Democratic Party.

Monday Song Lyric

In light of Buckethead's departure, I was going to focus on a Guns and Roses song today. Instead, after reading (and blogging about) Douglas Wolk's Slate piece on Fleetwood Mac I thought I would remind him again why the late 60s band was so much more important than the california sunshine easy listening cheese mac of Stevie Nicks and Lindsay Buckingham.

I mentioned this in my earlier post, but here are the lyrics to Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac classic Black Magic Women.
Black Magic Woman
Words and Music by Peter Green

Got a black magic woman
I got a black magic woman
Yes, I got a black magic woman
Got me so blind I can't see
But she's a black magic woman
And she's tryin' to make a devil out of me

Don't turn your back on me baby
Don't turn your back on me baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me baby
You're messin' around with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me baby
'Cause you might just break up my magic stick


You got your spell on me baby
You got your spell on me baby
Yes, you got your spell on me baby
You're turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman, I can't leave you alone

Yes, I need you so bad
Well, I need you darling
Yeah, I need you darling
Yes, I want you love me
I want you love me
Whoa, I want you love me, ah
Whoh, yeah
Oh, whoa, baby
Yes, I need your love
Oh, I need your love so bad
I want you love me

Traiterous Left

Not grumpy enough for a Monday morning? Want to be pissed off? Go read James Lileks observations on the Movement to Reinstall Saddam.

God Help Us If Kerry Wins.

Richard Clarke's Legacy of Miscalculation

George Smith takes Richard Clarke to task over the failure of his intelligence and cyber defense careers.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Fleetwood Mac

Douglas Wolk asks the question Why is Fleetwood Mac the least influential great band ever? over at Slate.
Rumours (Warner Bros., 1977) is one of the best-selling records ever, recently certified at 19 million copies and counting in the United States; Fleetwood Mac (Reprise, 1975) and Tusk (Warner Bros., 1979) went multiplatinum, too. "Landslide," "Never Going Back Again," and "Dreams" have been radio staples for decades. And yet almost nobody has tried ripping off Fleetwood Mac's basic sound and style—even unsuccessfully. Dozens of hit records have been derived from Led Zeppelin and Shania Twain and Michael Jackson; the only Fleetwood Mac pastiche that comes to mind is the Magnetic Fields' 1999 joke "No One Will Ever Love You." Bonnie Tyler and Courtney Love have tried to evoke the white-winged-dove essence of singer Stevie Nicks—but Stevie Nicks is not the same thing as Fleetwood Mac.
While I agree with Wolk that no one is ever going to try to mimic the sorry lot that were the mid 70s easy listening muzak Fleetwood Crap, I think he is simply wrong to charecterize them as the least influential great band.
While I am glad to see he acknowledges their rich, pre mid 70s cheeseball music past, his appreciation for it is questionable.
They'd started out as a straight-up British blues-revival band, a sort of cut-rate Cream. (The band's first single, back in 1967, was "I Believe My Time Ain't Long," a verbatim rip-off of Elmore James' "Dust My Broom.") Over the next eight years, they drifted into psychedelia, had a huge U.K. hit with an instrumental called "Albatross," lost their first three singer-guitarists, respectively, to burnout, madness, and a cult, gained singer-keyboardist Christine Perfect (subsequently McVie), and burned through a few more frontmen.
Cut rate Cream? Rip Offs?? Come on, what is this guy smoking ... or snorting? This description completly misses the importance of the early Fleetwood Mac and why the 70s easy snoozing version pales in comparison.

That original Fleetwood Mac, Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac is perhaps the most influential rock band outside of the Beatles. Without the smackdown Peter Green gave all his fellow mid 60s guitar peers rock and roll would not exist as we know it. BB King said of Peter Green, "He was the only man to ever make me sweat." Not something you hear about cut rate rip offs everyday.

In fact, the connection with Cream hardly strikes one as simply cut rate. Peter Green replaced God, Eric Clapton (also of Cream), in John Mayall's Bluesbreakers and filled those shoes with enough grace and confidence to win over skeptical London blues hipsters and earn the title of greatest white blues guitarist ever. He then left to form the blues extravaganza known as Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac, at the time the most popular blue based rock act in London (and Europe for that matter) though like many others they never really pushed themselves on the US (and certainly didn't push to sell albums like Clapton and Cream did). In fact, Clapton has relayed in the past an amusing recollection of meeting Peter Green some time after the Bluesbreaker years and telling him he would never be famous and sell alot of records if he didn't alter his appearance. Of coruse, Green was never interested in selling lots of records or being famous and the resulting fame he achieved had a horrid impact on his health and well being.

Who did he inspire?
Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac provided the inspiration and lubrication for Carlos Sanatana's career and his cover of the Peter Green song Black Magic Women made him a star and completly energized the woodstock generation in the states. Jimi Hendrix? Only after arriving in Peter Green's London did he learn how to turn his career on. The Yardbirds and Jimmy Page and Led Zepplin? All they wanted to do was play as heavy and hard as Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac.

Simply stated, All that is hard hitting and heavy blues based rock and roll from 1966 forward is influenced by the original and still the best Fleetwood Mac. And of course, Peter Green taught generations of rockers how to blow it all as well ... through drug abuse, nervous breakdowns, and running off and giving away all your money to weird cults.

Update: A reader emails to say Wham! and George Michael have sold nearly as many records and you would be hard pressed to find anyone citing them as an influence for anything. Good Point!

Richard Clarke

I watched most of the Richard Clarke interview on 60 minutes. It just strikes me as more of the general left wing smear campaign. He blames Bush for not focusing more on his pet issue within the first 200 days of the administration, but has NOTHING bad to say (and actually quite alot of good to say) about how he handled the situation when he worked for Clinton.

Sure, he claims he was also employed by Reagan and Bush I, but that doesn't mean he's not a liberal dem. Remember, Reagan was a Dem too once and back in the days of the Cold War party affiliation didn't matter like it does now ... Reagan was swept to power on the back of the Reagan Dems, so that connection isn't enough to not write Clarke off as a political hack. Plus, it turns out he teaches a class at Harvard with Kerry's top foreign policy advisor.

This guy shouldn't be getting 30 seconds worth of attention, leave it to 60 minutes to once again make something out of nothing. Still, the blame on Clarkes existance ultimatly rests with Bush. He still hasn't weeded out the Clintonistas within the administration. We have seen the horrible damage they continue to do to him on the environment front . . . Bush should have fired each and every one the day he took over. His failure to is going to cause alot more heatache between now and election day as other political hacks like Clarke come out and are spun as Bush insiders turning tale in disgust. watch, it will happen and let it be a lesson to future administrations.


What a basketball weekend, with two number 1 teams falling to Yellowhammer State schools. First, he had the Alabama Crimson Tide ROLLLLLLLING over Stanford and today the University of Alabama, Birmingham BLAAAZED Kentucky to reach Sweet 16.

Generally, in all things Bama I say BUCK FAMA ... but with the Vols perenial no shows in the NCAA tourney I'm left rooting for our underdog SEC teams like Bama and Vanderbilt who shocked N.C. State to advance as well.

Good Job SEC! Good Job Alabama . . .

Ya know, the wife's been talking about moving there as well. . .hmmm. . . .

Nuclear Al Quada

So, Osama Bin Asshole is now claiming to have nukes. I guess I'm not surprised ... though I am surprised they haven't used them yet if they reallly have them. Of course, they are probably waiting for just the right moment. They do seem fairly deliberate in their actions.

All of this though begs the ultimate question ... if they have admitted to 9/11 in which airborne planes flew into buildings killing thousands of people, and now talk about having the ultimate weapons of mass destruction ... doesn't that justify our actions in the middle east so far and even more so, just how foolish does John "DYKWIA" Kerry feel after this exchange at the South Carolina debate
BROKAW:Senator Kerry, let me ask you a question. Robert Kagan, who writes about these issues a great deal from the Carnegie Institute for Peace, has written recently that Europeans believe that the Bush administration has exaggerated the threat of terrorism, and the Bush administration believes that the Europeans simply don't get it.

Who is right?

KERRY: I think it's somewhere in between. I think that there has been an exaggeration and there has been a refocusing...

BROKAW: Where has the exaggeration been in the threat on terrorism?

KERRY: Well, 45 minutes deployment of weapons of mass destruction, number one.

Aerial vehicles to be able to deliver materials of mass destruction, number two.

I mean, I -- nuclear weapons, number three.

I could run a long list of clear misleading, clear exaggeration. The linkage to Al Qaida, number four.

I Hate DC

Actually, I hate the people here in Northern Virginia. McLean in particular. While the wife and I love to eat at McLean Family Restaurant and go there too much, I have a tough time stomaching the average self important, full of themselves, northern virginian. The average one is bad enough, but here in McLean they tend to be rich beyond your wildest dreams which makes them even more annoying. The wives really send me up a wall and its got the wife and I looking for better places to raise our son. Anyway, after being subjected to the whench next to us at breakfast today, a move to New Hampshire as part of the Free State Project seems quite alright although in reality, we will probably move somewhere warmer, like Georgia ... the coast near Savanaha really excites me.

Takings: The Evils of Eminent Domain

The Future of Freedom Foundation has posted Sheldon Richman's Takings: The Evils of Eminent Domain online. I highly recommend it for anyone fighting excessive government action.

Buckethead Quits

Guns And Roses guitarist Buckethead is quitting the band after 4 years.

He's going to pursue his solo career (what career?). According to the Rolling Stone article, he was tired of delays and doing nothing over the last four years.

Well, I can understand that, and aside from 2 or 3 concert appearances in 4 years, I don't know what the band has done. I guess Axl Rose made so much money early on that he can hire these guys and pay them and then not do anything.

The rich are clearly different.

Buckethead, for his part, at least shows some sense of motivation and a desire to advance his career. Actually, he is a pretty good guitarist and was quite popular on the weird jam band heavy metal club circuit before joining GnR. He often plays with the Primus people. Hmmmm...maybe thats a good song lyric direction. . . .

Identity Hounds - Theft and Libel

The Atlanta Journal Constitution has an interesting article on internet identity tracking. They touch on the usual subjects, identity theft, increased risk of violent crimes from the data being freely available, etc. However, what struck me as most alarming was the on at least one companies report they list things such as sexual practices. For the guy the article was about, this company gave him a score of 73 and stated he had a "tendency to cheat." Of course, they guy was married for 18 years and while he claims never to have cheated, the reporting agency refuses to disclose how they created that profile.

This doesn't really surprise me, as the greatest use of this type of information is probably to assist private eye detectives in divorce proceedings. If you can come back with a reported "tendency to cheat" you creat more work for the private eye, who in turn uses you more.

Crunchy Conservatives

Sara Hempel directed me to this great Rod Dreher piece on Crunchy Conservatives. It accurately describes much of what my wife and I like (though she is more partial to AC/DC and Lynyd Skynyrd than to the jazz and bluegrass I listen to on public radio). Its sort of in line with my previous writings on the topic here and here.

The Oval Room

Sandefur flew from Sacremento to D.C. for the choclate bread pudding at the Oval Room. Hmm, its right across the street from me but I've never eating there. I did take a client to the Equinox the other day though. Rockfish on Pollenta. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm. And its right next to the Oval Room.

Educational Quagmire

Is the tide finally turning?

At least one paper knows where to lay the blame for suppresing conservative speach - right at school officials who prevented an anti gay speaker from making a presentation at a diversity forum. The school has been ordered to pay the students legal fees. Good. The Detroit Free Press sums it up nicely
The high school soft-pedaled its actions, arguing that it was interested only in exerting some control over the content of the discussion. The school's lawyer also said officials wanted to present a positive message and encourage tolerance.

Encourage tolerance?

You don't do that by suppressing viewpoints, even if those viewpoints themselves are intolerant. Choosing what viewpoints are acceptable, even with the best of intentions, defeats the purpose of an informational forum.

Schools should know better. Muzzling a viewpoint provides a bad civics lesson for students.

In this case, it provided a costly lesson for the school as well.

Those crazy Brits

It seems that a British Lesbian sold her virginity to pay for college.

Um...I always thought educational loan officers were a lot like pimps . . .this just further confirms that feeling.

Aren't we at 16 minutes yet?

Turns out that even horses don't like loud mouthed obnoxious worthless sluts like Paris Hilton. And this is newsworthy because?????

Local Blog Flavor

Something new I was thinking about adding to the page is a link to local blogs that best express all the flavors of Washington, D.C. Of course, on my blogroll I have the In My Neighborhood section where I link to the D.C. Metro Blog Map. They are both great resources (especially the blog map) but what I really want to do is take some time to point out local blogs that give a feel for D.C. to people that aren't necessarily from here or even have been here. And if they have, most people don't leave the well guarded federally controlled downtown area and miss lots of what makes the place unique. In that reqard, I am going to start with NOvaSlim. His topics aren't really my cup of tea, but froma design stanpoint, I find his blog well put together and something I hope to emulate when the overhaul finally goes up.

Beyond the visual sight though, Nova slim also fits represents another flavor - his is the only blog I could find thats from the heart of DC - anacostia. Well, its not really from there, in fact, i think he is from maryland, however, his metro stop = Southern Ave - is the closest I could get to Anacostia - the long neglected South Eastern part of DC - home to gangs, guns, drugs, and abject poverty and a place that Teddy Kennedy didn't want to fix the schools.

Check Nova slim out ... and check out some of his blog friends. It'll give you a great clue into what else is going down in DC outside of the federalais.

Hired Guns In Iraq

Esquire has a great article on civilian security contractors in Iraq. I used to represent some of these guys over here. They are as bad ass as this article makes them out to be.

My client at the time had the contract to provide construction security services for U.S. Embassies. Essentially, while the Marines guarded the base proper, my clients employees would guard any construction sites at the embassy as well as inspect and secure all building materials (and review building plans) It was pretty specialized work and historically required lots of super special secret security clearances. My client was a former marine special forces type . . . as were all his employees. He also had a number of former SeaBees and Army Corps engineer types on his staff.

Anyway, near the end of the Clinton Administration Madeline Albright designated a new contracting officer for this division and this guy (an african american fellow) decided that when the contract was renewed he would give it to someone with no security clearance or security experience (outside of providing rent a cop security for a local shopping center). In fact, he awarded it to a company that up to that point had provided janitorial and lunch room services for schools. His sole basis was that they were a minority contractor (and he assumed an air of moral racial superiority over my otherwise pigment challenged client). Of course, he was also good friends with the owner.

We challenged the award, had it thrown out, and then the same guy (with the permission of Albrights office) decided to change the contract requirements so that possession of security clearances were not required and the minimum experience factor dropped from 5-10 years to 1 year for non supervisory positions. We again challenged them, but lost in the court of federal claims based solely on the State Department wrapping itself in the American flag. The courts opinion was clearly wrong, but by that time, the client wasn't really interested in this contact anymore and had better things to pursue with his time, so we never properly appealed it.

Oh well, it would have been fun. To the best of my knowledge, btw, Heritage Services still has the construction security contract (though it should be coming up for renewal in a year or two).

Update: Someone asked why I mentioned the contracting officer was african american. Good point. I mentioned it because he decided to make the contract a minority set aside contract, a line I originally left out of the post. Nothing else was to be inferred from it. I've actually updated and corrected the error in this post. Unlike the New York Times I actually encourage commentary and am willing to correct my mistakes.

Good Ol' Fairfax County

Seems that the liberal twits who run Fairfax County have know decreed that the founding fathers were pure from sexual distraction.

Ummm, yeah . . . and its just a coincidence that the Father of the Nation George Washington seems to have slept in every historic home from here to Boston ...

And its not like this is even stuff thats gonna make Michael Powell ban it from the airwaves ... what the liberal twits on the Fairfax School Board are upset about is this exchange in the movie 1776.
Jefferson is balking at staying in Philadelphia to write the declaration and protests to Adams: "I've not seen my wife in six months."

Adams responds, "You write 10 times better than any man in Congress, including me. For a man of only 33 years, you possess a happy talent for composition and a remarkable felicity of expression. Now, will you be a patriot . . . or a lover?"

Jefferson, clearly preferring the latter, says he "burns" for his wife, at home in Virginia.
Ye Gads

Saturday, March 20, 2004

I hate the washington post

Its bad enough that the most blatantly racist paper in the world is only capable of half assed journalism, but this new F'ing registration crap simply blows. I HATE THE WASHINGTON POST.

Register, Register, Register and still I have trouble reading the F'ing articles (which I need to for work)


Friday, March 19, 2004

Alex Kozinski

I'm working on a presentation I need to make next week on what weight of evidence means to federal regulators in deciding what they areas they will expand their authority into.

While doing some research, I ran into what is surely one of the coolest sites I've seen on the internet . . .The Unofficial Judge Alex Kozinski Site

Thursday, March 18, 2004

Three Card Monty

Three Card Monty is the game scamsters used to play on the street corners of Times Square - you know the one, where they show you three cards and mix them up. You pick one and have to find it. Well, sometimes instead of cards, they would use a coconut shell with some trinket under it (a rock or something) It seems Shell Oil was caught again hiding the goods - or in this case, claiming something was there when it wasn't. As I said yesterday, this is going to turn out to be as big, if not bigger, then Worldcom, Healthsouth, ImClone/Marth Stewart when its all over. Might even surpass Enron - especially if the administration ... come October ... is looking for an easy and painless way to stick it to oil companies and prove that they aren't in the petro industries back pocket.

If I was an executive at Shell, I would be protecting my assests and looking for a lawyer ... a good lawyer, not one of the big firm fools who charges alot but never gets anything done ... they need serious criminal defense attorneys.

The UN's Crime Against Humanity

The Wall Street Journal has a great Editorial on the Oil For Food Scandal at the U.N. It will be interesting to see what becomes of Henry Hydes investigation. I, though, am still convinced that everyone caught up in it (including lead crook Kofi Annan) ought to be arested by the U.S. military and given over to the Iraqi people to be tried for crimes against humanity along with Saddam and his local cronies.

Hopefully, this will spell the end of the farce that is the U.N.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Back In The Day . . .

they would hang you (if they didn't shoot you) for stealing someones cattle. In the new, progressively more wussy United States, we just call it an acceptable federal response to a grazing dispute centered on whether the federal government has yet again illegally taken someones grazing rights.
Authorities began rounding up some 400 cattle from Laney's 146,000-acre Diamond Bar Ranch last week after a judge found the rancher and his ex-wife, Sherry, in contempt of court for grazing cattle in the Gila National Forest in violation of earlier court rulings. . . . .

While many ranchers in the West lease federal land for grazing and other uses, the Laneys, who bought the ranch in 1985, do not hold a lease for the Gila land. They contend they have grazing rights based on historical use of the land predating the forest's creation in 1964.

Thank god there are still men out there willing to stand up for whats right and protect whats theirs.
It took four officers to wrestle a kicking Kit Laney, 43, to the ground Sunday night, according to a federal criminal complaint released Monday. . . .

Laney yelled profanities while charging his horse toward three Forest Service officers who were guarding an enclosure holding some of Laney's seized cattle.

The complaint said one of the officers injured his knee and shin when he was knocked off his feet.

Laney then taunted the officers and tried to remove fencing the government is using to temporarily hold his cattle, the complaint said.

"Whenever the officers approached Laney, he guided his horse in their direction, threatening to ram or trample them," according to the complaint.

Laney was also accused of using his leather reins to thrash one of the workers conducting the roundup. . . .

After Laney dismounted, one officer used pepper spray but Laney, wearing spurs on his boots, started kicking, the complaint said. Four officers finally subdued him on the ground.
Kit, if I was still practicing, I'd love to represent you. In the meantime, if you ever come to D.C. the beers on me.

The Federal Anti Dog Agency

Banning Dogs is just another reason to despise the misguided beauracrats at the Fish and Wildlife Service.
Dogs will no longer be allowed in the national wildlife refuges of Ninigret, in Charlestown, and Sachuest Point, in Middletown, and the refuge on Block Island will probably follow suit, an official of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said yesterday.

The decision to ban dogs, effective April 4, stems from concerns that dogs disturb the nests of birds, alarm park visitors, and leave feces throughout the refuges.

The ban means the 408-acre Ninigret and the 242-acre Sachuest Point refuges now join the John H. Chafee and Trustom Pond refuges in Narragnasett and South Kingstown as those that do not allow dogs.

He said that nests have been harmed by dogs, with some birds abandoning ground nests altogether after dogs have visited them. A primary goal for the state's refuges is to manage shrub and grassland -- lands that are popular breeding grounds for wild turkeys and woodcocks, whose nests are easily disturbed by dogs, he said.
Its ironic that this would happen in a refuge named for John Chafee since I can't believe either he or his son would ever approve of such an awfully overbroad regulation. I mean, doesn't a pooper scooper and leash law take care of this problem, entirly. Combined with some hefty fines, I cant image the need for it.
At one time the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service considered allowing dogs on leashes, but that plan was scrapped after officials expressed concern that many dog owners would not keep their dogs leashed. Between 25 percent and 40 percent of dog owners who visit the refuges currently do not keep their dogs on leashes, according to staff.
Yeah, but see, the problem is without a leash law no one is going to leash their dog. How the hell can they derive an idea on how many will break the law (from an otherwise older and law abiding population) when the sample they are looking at is in 100% accordance with the law. Wouldn't a trial run be in order? Maybe some more extensive polling or survey results? An educational campaign? Oh, thats right, I forgot these are the same assholes who closed Moonstone Beach (a local nude beach) because they feared that naked bathers would have a romp in the dunes and disturb nests. . . . not that there was EVER a problem with this in the past.

Just another reason to disband this needless and unconstitutional, hairtrigger arm of the federal beauracracy and return these lands to the states and/or private citizens.

Northern Virginia - Unplanned and Unorganized

I'mnot sure how I feel about another 570 new homes being constructed in Tysons Corner.

On the one hand, the town homes will all be over $700k and further to the new metro than mine. . .meaning that the value of my townhome is bound to go up some more (I'm betting it tops $500k this summer and hits $750 by the time the metro is complete in 6 years).

On the other hand, the last thing McLean and Tysons Corner needs are more cars and more traffic, leading inevitably to more calls for Tax Increases to fund new road construction.

I just don't know. I think, generally, though that this is a bad bad idea, and I certainly wouldn't want to live where they are going up. Good thing I commute into DC and not the other way to Tysons Corner - my 10 mile drive downtown is invariably shorter at rush hour than the 1 mile drive to Tysons will be (or is). Still, a sucker is born every minute and people will snap these up in a jiffy.

Corporate Scandal

Keep a watch out for this and expect Shell's overestimantation of oil reserves to turn into a bigger corporate scandal than Worldcom or Martha Stewart with high profile indictments coming just before the election (and in conjunction with the Kenneth Lay indictment).
Two months ago, the company lowered its estimates of proven oil and gas reserves by about 20 percent, or 3.9 billion barrels. Company documents from two years ago show that current and former top executives were aware of a significant shortfall in reserves and came up with an "external storyline" and "investor relations script" that minimized its significance.

Two weeks ago, the group dismissed its chairman, Sir Philip Watts, and its head of exploration and production, Walter van de Vijver.
If they do the right thing, this is a great opportunity for Bush to show he isn't beholden to oil and gas companies (regardless of what the enviros say) and he is as tough on corporate crime as he is on violent crime.

Kofi Annan - Genocidal Murderer?

When will Kofi Annan, and the rest of his U.N. cronies, be turned over to the Iraqi people to suffer the cruel fate they justly deserve? Inquiring minds want to know?

And John Kerry wants to turn our country over to these people? Ye gads!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wictory Wednesday

So, does the thought that our sworn enemies support and campaign for John Kerry frighten you? Does the thought of a candidate who ONLY votes for gun bans and fails to perform every other task in his job as a Senator tick you off? Has that John Kerry got your blood boiling in a rage.

Well, do not despair. There is hope and there are things you can do!

Don't Get Mad. Get Even!

Today is Wictory Wednesday. Every Wednesday from now till election day, I will ask my readers to volunteer and/or donate to the Bush campaign if they haven't done so already. And if you have volunteered and donated, then get a friend to join you. It's the only way to defeat the lying liberal media and their special interest pandering whores in Congress and in the Kerry Campaign.

If you're a blogger, you can join Wictory Wednesday simply by putting up a post like this every Wednesday, asking your readers to volunteer and/or donate to the president's re-election campaign.

Site Updates

Well, no site updates yet . . . I am trying to redraft the html and have been testing out various blogging software packages. I think I have an idea of which direction to move to but havn't made a final decision yet.

Look for it soon.

I'm Back

Well, I'm back. Florida was interesting but tiring. I arrived late on Monday after traveling all day, ate dinner and went to bed, since the event on Tuesday was starting at 6:00 am. Yep, thats right. The thing started at 6:00! The most important panel discussion was actually from 7:15 till 9:00 . . . after that, everything else was of secondary importance. Anyway, I don't have any pics as I left my camera at home ... sorry. If you want to see what it looks like in Ft. Lauderdale in March, check out this site.

Is The ACLU Against Free Speach?

Daniel Pipes is asking that question after the National Field Director of the ACLU lead a protest during his speach at American University.

Monday, March 15, 2004

Sad Monday Song Lyric

Dave Blood, the bassist for one of my favorite groups as a child, the Dead Milkmen, has commited suicide.

In his honor, here are the lyrics to their greatest song.

Bitchin' Camaro

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

I ran over my neighbors
Now it's in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
Doughnuts on your lawn
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
Hey, man where ya headed?
I drive on unleaded.

Sunday, March 14, 2004

Gun Porn

Cowboy Shooting At Its Best!
The Marlin Lever Action 1894C

Caliber 357 Mag. / 38 Spl.*
Capacity 9-shot tubular magazine
ActionLever action with squared finger lever; side ejection; deeply blued metal surfaces;
solid top receiver; hammer block safety.
StockAmerican black walnut straight-grip stock; cut checkering; rubber rifle butt pad;
tough Mar-Shield finish; swivel studs.
Barrel18.5" with deep-cut Ballard-type rifling (6 grooves).
TwistRate 1:16"r.h.
SightsAdjustable semi-buckhorn folding rear, ramp front sight with brass bead and
Wide-Scan hood. Solid top receiver tapped for scope mount; offset hammer
spur (right or left hand) for scope use.
OverallLength 36"
Weight6 lbs.

Site Update, The Update

Well, this ended up being a pretty busy weekend. As you can see, I didn't get the major site upgrades up yet, but I am working on them. I'm going to be leaving in the morning for a business trip, so blogging will be light while I am on the road. If I can, I will try to get some things posted, most likely tomorrow night and Tuesday evening ... may even blog about the beach ... very Glenn Reynolds like.

Friday, March 12, 2004

Registered Foreign Agents

Glenn Reynolds and Eugene Volokh are trying to decipher exactly what Susan Lindauer was charged with. As Eugene points out, the press keeps calling her a spy but the indictment is not for espionage (besides, there is no way she would have access to sensitive information).

Glenn hits it on the head, charging that this is a case of media sloppiness, since the indictment is for being an unregistered foreign agent and not a spy. However, he doesn't appear to know exactly what she was doing (if it wasn't spying) that is criminal.

My guess (and I haven't seen the indictment) is that her communication with Andy Card (her second cousin) on behalf of the Iraqi government was the cause of the trouble.

Under the Foreign Agents Registration Act, 22 USC Section 611 any agent of a foreign principle (a foreign government, political party, person, organization, corporation, etc.) who engages in political activities or represents that principal before an agency or official of the U.S. government is required to register with the Department of Justice. Lobying without registering and/or filing your reports (including detailed statements of expenditures) is a criminal offense.

My educated guess is that having failed to register (and pay her fee and file her periodic reports) with DOJ, as soon as she contacted Andrew Card she was in violation of the act. In the grand scheme of things, if this is what happened, this is really a minor technical/paperwork violation. While the act was originally intended to counter the undue influence of german propaganda in the pre WWII days, today it serves mostly as a means of tracking lobbyists.

Whats ironic to me, at least, is that Takoma Park is home to so many typical whinning liberals who always scream about the need to crack down on lobbyists and keep better track of our activities. That it is potentially one of these crazed commies that gets caught in violation of the act is hilarious.

Lobbyists never fail to file these ... and when lobby reports are due EVERYONE in DC shuts down for a day or so as they fill them out. Its a big event and everyone knows when it happens . . . as much as we know when congress is out of session.

As an interesting aside, I once spent a week in a small office at Justice going through registered foreign agent reports. I was working on a civil RICO case (It was sort of noteworthy since we filed suit against the Republica of Kazahkstahn amongst other criminal elements) and was trying to obtain jurisdiction over some of the defendants in the US District Court here in DC. We went back through the registrations and I was able to track many of the meetings they had attended here and found lots of non government type activities as a result of the information on the forms (if someone is present in DC only to communicate with the Government, they are generally considered immune from the reach of DC Courts) and we made a great argument to allow the case to proceed to trial in DC.

Site Maintenance

The site is going to be going through some major overhauls and maintenance the next few days . . . and then I will be traveling. Please bear with us as we go through these growing pains

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Dead Milkmen

Sad news.
The Dead Milkmen's bassist, Dave Blood committed suicide. Growing up, they were one of my favorite bands. Look for a special Monday Morning Song Lyric in his honor.

Burn Burn Burn In Hell

Democratic opposition to the War in Iraq is really coming into focus now. Turns out the former press secretary to U.S. Senator Ron Wyden (D-Ore) and to former Sen., Ambassador, and U.S. Presidential Candidate Carol Moseley-Braun has been charged with spying for Iraq.

Times must really be tough for the Donkey's, since it appears she was only paid $10,000 by the Iraqi's to sell her country short.

If they convict her, she ought to be thrown into the same boiling vat of pig fat cooking over Satan's fires that thousands of Al Queda are taking a bath in right now.

Why The Washington Post Is Worse Than The Times

The Post has a nauseating lead editorial today discussing how Bush waffles far worse the Kerry.

Their charge is:
Flip-flops aren't always bad; there's nothing to admire in politicians who never change their minds and never learn from experience. Though Mr. Kerry has been in public life longer than President Bush, his supporters can find a Bush flip for just about every Kerry flop. Mr. Bush fought the creation of a homeland security department until one day he loved the idea. As a candidate he supported regulation of carbon dioxide emissions from power plants; as president he opposed it. Most famously, the great belittler of nation-building has dispatched American troops on hugely ambitious projects to rebuild the nations of Afghanistan, Iraq and now Haiti.

But Bush reversals differ from Kerry waffles. Mr. Bush seems to his detractors to change course with worrisomely little thought -- and to feel just as sure of himself in his new position as he was in his old. Earlier, he was jauntily certain that the United States should conduct a humble foreign policy; now he is jauntily certain that it should pursue a grand campaign against evil. Because the administration rarely admits that its positions have changed, even when the change is obvious, and because no introspection or process of deliberation is evident, the depth of commitment may be suspect.
Now, lets deconstruct, shall we.

As a candidate he supported regulation of carbon dioxide emissions from power plants; as president he opposed it.

Yeah, not quite. He supported research into the issue and was willing to look at the issue. He still is, and to a horrifying degree, still lends credance to public fraud number 1 - that anthropogenic climate change is occuring. Sure, we haven't ratified Kyoto yet, but not only is that a good thing, the Post (as the rest of the media) seem to forget thats entirely outside of Bush's hands. If its such a smart idea, why didn't Clinton Gore do it .... oh, thats right. They couldn't. The Senate needs to sign off on a treaty and the Senate (of which John Kerry was and is a member) unanimously rejected Kyoto.
All that Bush has really done in this arena is not to include a Climate Change provision in his Clear Skies plan. Seems reasonable to me that something as divisive as Climate Change should be dealt with seperately, out in the open, instead of preventing passage of a bill that will ensure, by an overwhelmingly large margin, the largest single reductions air pollution in the nations history.

Mr. Bush fought the creation of a homeland security department until one day he loved the idea. ..... Most famously, the great belittler of nation-building has dispatched American troops on hugely ambitious projects to rebuild the nations of Afghanistan, Iraq and now Haiti.
The post then goes on to say Mr. Bush seems to his detractors to change course with worrisomely little thought ... he was jauntily certain that the United States should conduct a humble foreign policy; now he is jauntily certain that it should pursue a grand campaign against evil ... because no introspection or process of deliberation is evident, the depth of commitment may be suspect

Uuuh, yeah, right. I guess they were out of the country on 9/11 (presumably in France or Baghdad)

This crap doesn't even warrant a response and its the reason why on November 2, 2004 the American people will overwhelmingly re-elect George W. Bush. To criticize Bush for changing his political philosophy after the most disasterous attack (and act of war) EVER committeed on American Soil is mindboggling. What F'ing deliberation or introspection do we need. How the F can they question the depth of his commitment. What, should he have sat around with his elitist northeastern liberal pals smoking pot and listening to folk tunes as they deliberated the evils of America and what we could change to make everyone love us???? What the F***!!!!!.

What we should have done, and what Bush did, is destroy anyone who attacked us.

I'm sorry, but the Post just ruined my day. They can all rot in the same pit of vile pig grease thousands of deceased al queada are floating in.

Jews For Bush

There really are Jews For Bush. One of my best friend in the world (who I hadn't seen in awhile) is a jewish guy in New York. he's invovled in computers and the music biz. Anyway, we both run macs and were playing with iChat AV (just another incredible cool thing that works very well on a mac (ie; you can actually do it in 2 minutes)) and he revealed to me that post 9/11 he decided to register to vote for the first time every and HE REGISTERED AS A REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more, he was saying that at least amongst the jewish population in new york, Kerry doesn't stand a chance - that they all back Bush to fight the war on terror and protect the countryand israel and that no one he knows (except, I presume, his friend moby) is even considering voting for Kerry.

This was quit a revelation to me since I am surrounded by washington chatter 24/7. We talked about a number of issues, and he was pretty much clueless to all the issues hogging the airwaves here in DC and said the only thing that matters is killing the bastards that attacked us. For that, Bush is clearly the way to go.

Folks, I am pretty sure this is how most of the country feels. Please let me know if you have any other insight to offer on this matter.

Integrity At The Times

its true, Miracles do happen, they can happen to you. After a stunning twofer of fairness reason this week on issues as diverse as guns and SUVs, we know get integrity and demands for consistency in application of the law from the New York F'ing Times unbaF'ingbelievable Editorial Page.

Folks, perhaps Daniel Okrent is making a change. This last week really represents to me, at least, a sea change in the attitude and reporting at the Times. Its about time. In the latest article, the Times is strongly criticizing the use of independent groups by the DNC to attack Bush and avoid Campaign finance laws.
At issue are a handful of new committees set up by Democratic operatives and dedicated to turning President Bush out of office. The groups are running advertising campaigns in 17 states to counteract Republican commercials that began last week. They insist that because they have no formal ties to the Democratic Party or to John Kerry, they are not bound by the 1974 federal election law or the more recent and restrictive McCain-Feingold law, which prohibits soft money in federal elections. The groups insist that their activities are necessary to offset a 10-to-1 fund-raising advantage in Mr. Bush's favor.

We sympathize with the Democrats' desire to level the playing field. But they do not have to subvert the law to do it. Indeed, Mr. Kerry has already announced his intention to raise as much as $80 million in smaller contributions that are legal. Mr. Kerry appears confident that the Democrats can raise money without making end runs around the reform law he voted for two years ago. Indeed, anyone who believes in the Democratic agenda ought to have similar faith that the Democrats, like the Republicans — or Howard Dean — are capable of raising a great deal of money from small donors.

In addition, anyone who was angered at phony "issue ads" in the last campaign will have little patience with the claims of one group, the Media Fund, that the ads it just unleashed are all about issues, not promoting candidates. One of the group's first broadsides declares that "George Bush's priorities are eroding the American dream," suggesting that the group's one and only ambition is to retire George Bush. That, in turn, represents an illegal use of soft money by an avowedly political group to influence federal elections.

Who knows. Maybe the planets are lining up and armegeddon is on the way.

The Simpsons

Some old lady won the Simpsons House. Check out the vr tour.

Libertarian Purity Test

I just updatd my previous post on the Libertarian Purity Test. After discovering this great page tracking various blogger scores, I was motivated to try once more. The result???? I scored a 103 to go along with my previous 88, 91, and 110.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

John Kerry, An Absurd Fool

The House Resources Committee has responded to an absurdly foolish statement that attributed to John Kerry today in Greenwire.
“That black stuff is hurting us.”
---Sen. John Kerry on oil (Greenwire)

Washington, DC
– Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry is quoted in today’s edition of Greenwire as saying, “that black stuff is hurting us,” with regard to oil. Members of the House Committee on Resources found the Senator’s comment absurd.

“John Kerry is dead wrong,” Chairman Richard W. Pombo (R-CA) said. “Oil doesn’t hurt Americans; John Kerry’s anti-energy policies hurt Americans. In fact, this is exactly the kind of rhetoric and bad policy that has led to the outsourcing of good American energy jobs. Last year alone, the United States outsourced more than $100 billion worth of American jobs, economic growth, and national security to foreign countries for our energy needs. Americans are left with a supply and demand imbalance that creates higher prices at the pump and longer waits on the unemployment line.”

At a time when economists cite jobs and rising energy prices as the only threats to an otherwise burgeoning economy, Senator Kerry’s comments appear completely out of touch with basic economics. It is widely held that energy is the lifeblood of the economy, yet this Senator seems opposed to cheaper, more abundant supplies of energy to strengthen the economy.

"If John Kerry spent as much time at the job he was elected to do as he does on the campaign trail, he might have noticed the recent Resources Committee hearing on the loss of American jobs due to our reliance on foreign energy,” said Rep. Barbara Cubin, Chairman of the Subcommittee on Energy and Minerals. “The American people deserve a president who isn't a hostage to the radical environmental community and who knows that what's hurting us is red tape and frivolous environmental litigation - not American oil."

In Greenwire, a Kerry spokesman stated that the Senator voted against more energy production in ANWR seven times “because it was a joke” and would not have cut dependency on foreign nations. However, a 2003 study by the National Defense Council Foundation found that ANWR’s 10.3 billion barrels of oil would create more than 2.2 million jobs across all 50 states - roughly 10,000 of those in Kerry’s home state of Massachusetts.

“It’s the do-nothing attitude that’s hurting us,” Rep. Jim Gibbons, Vice Chairman of the House Resources Committee added. “Our energy demands continue to grow, yet we are more dependent on foreign oil than ever before. We have tremendous energy production capability right here in the United States that remains untapped. The do-nothing attitude promoted by special interests groups prohibits us from domestic energy production and from creating new jobs. That’s what is really hurting America.”

There is a lot of American Life in a barrel of the “black stuff.”

Contrary to a popular misconception, less than half of every barrel of oil we use in the United States is turned into gasoline. The majority becomes the key ingredient in thousands of products Americans use everyday. Here are just a few:



Artificial hearts





CD players






Digital Clocks


Food preservatives

Food storage bags


Golf Balls

House paint



Medical equipment




Photo film

Safety glass


Shaving cream

Contact Lenses

Surgical equipment





* Massachusetts consumes 14 million gallons of oil per day for these needs and others.

Environmental, Economic, and National Security Benefits

Even the Clinton Administration would find fault with Senator Kerry’s comments. In its 1999 report, Environmental Benefits of Advanced Oil and Gas Exploration and Production Technology, the Clinton Administration asserts that for the 21st century, energy production, environmental progress, and economic vitality must all go hand-in hand. However…

1. Public awareness of significant and impressive environmental benefits from energy technology advances remains limited. (Page 1)

2. Myths that are perpetuated about oil (read: Kerry) “threaten to block progress on important environmental issues…it is vital that we debunk these myths so that the public can most effectively address the environmental needs of today.” (Page 22)

3. U.S. dependence on foreign oil has increased to record levels. As that dependence increases, “Americans lose jobs, tax revenues, royalty income…changes that also hurt our environment – reducing the capability of industry to meet demand in the U.S., increasing tanker traffic and the possibility of spills, and reducing capacity to deploy new technologies for environmental performance.” (Page 69)

But is this just another flip-flop?

Transcript from CNN’s Inside Politics with Judy Woodruff…

Woodruff: Senator, questions are already being raised about what you said to some of these labor leaders in order to get their endorsement. James Hoffa of the Teamsters said in an interview just this week, he said you told him that while you opposed drilling in ANWR -- the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge -- that you are, quote, he said, going to put that pipeline in and drill like never before, drill all over the United States to create more jobs.

Kerry: I think he -- I said exactly what my policy has been all my life. Which is I'm for the natural gas pipeline. Absolutely. I voted for the natural gas pipeline. I think it's important to build it. And so do most Americans. I'm also for the drilling in the 95 percent of the Alaska oil shelf that's up for leasing now. In fact, President Clinton put out the biggest lease in American history in that part of the shelf. I'm not for drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge and I haven't changed and I won't change.

Woodruff: You're saying there's no contradiction here?

Kerry: Absolutely none whatsoever.

Looks like it…

" He has time and time again voted against increased oil exploration," Bush campaign spokesman Steve Schmidt said. "He opposed the energy bill [and] didn't even show up to vote on the final passage of the bill."

Cleanliness is next to Godliness

Cleanliness is next to godliness, or so my mother used to tell me. Well, it looks like some Wendy's employees, presumably without bathing facilities at home, took that advice to heart and decided to clean themselves up in the restaurants dish washing sink.

This doesn't really bother me at all. The sinks use high pressure hot water and they were cleaning themselves, so presumably they were cleaning the sink as well. I suspect items a lot worse have ended up in the sink over the years. In fact, it reminds me of an old acquaintance from law school (whose father is a professor at the University of Tennessee - no it's not Glen Reynolds though maybe that would get me a link) that made a habit of urinating in the kitchen sink whenever he went to a party. He thought of it as a perverse sort of "marking of the territory."

Just had to share that. And no, I won't name names.

Hockey Fights - Fair and Foul

The Crease is blogging about the viscous attack in the Colorado Vancouver game the other night. I didn't see it, but from all I read, something needs to be done to Bertuzzi. John explores the issue in some depth. Go read him.

Now, just because some bastards don't know how to fight honorably doesn't mean that hockey should ban fighting. Quite the opposite. I think the physical aspects of the game, and the chance for a good brawl, are all vital to its flow. However, fights and fighters should be honorable tough guy figures. Mike Bishai, who took on the entire Thrasher's bench is one such guy. My offer still stands Mr. Bishai - beers on me next time your in town.

John "The Scab" Kerry?

Well, we won't know until the convention comes to his hometown. But if the Boston PD doesn't get a contract by then, Kerry's appearanceat the convention will amount to crossing a union picket line.

Oh, the glorious irony.

Sen. McCain Open to Being Kerry's VP

That's what Yahoo News is reporting, at least. I have no comment ... just linking to it. You can make up your own mind.

Burn In Hell, III (update)

The wife of Abu Abbas, who is making a home in Beliar's bottomless pit, says US 'killed' him. If true, this is great news and just another, of many, reasons to vote for George Bush over the man who would rather give Abbas a furlough in Massachussets than see him burn in hell.

Burn In Hell, IV

Well, 19 year old Lee Boyd Malvo is going to wait for his appointment in Acheron's fires in a Virginia jail. Luckily for him, the good inmates of the Virginia Prison System are looking forward to bumping him up on the line to Hades.

Wictory Wednesday

So, does the thought that our sworn enemies support and campaign for John Kerry frighten you? Does the thought of a candidate who ONLY votes for gun bans and fails to perform every other task in his job as a Senator piss you off? Has that clueless twit a-hole John Kerry got your blood boiling in a rage.

Well, do not despair. There is hope and there are things you can do!

Don't Get Mad. Get Even!

Today is Wictory Wednesday. Every Wednesday from now till election day, I will ask my readers to volunteer and/or donate to the Bush campaign if they haven't done so already. And if you have volunteered and donated, then get a friend to join you. It's the only way to defeat the lying liberal media and their special interest pandering whores in Congress and in the Kerry Campaign.

If you're a blogger, you can join Wictory Wednesday simply by putting up a post like this every Wednesday, asking your readers to volunteer and/or donate to the president's re-election campaign.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Burn In Hell, III

As John Muhammed and Ray Brent Marsh wait for their chances to burn in hell, Abu Abbas the Achille Lauro hijacker jumps to the front of the line and makes Satans fires grow ever so brightly warmer as his worthless body burns (hopefully in pork fat) for all eternity.

Tucker Carlson Is Right On

Now, even though we are both cconservaties, I am not a big Tucker Carlson fan. I just don't get his appeal. He reminds me too much of the self important, momma boy rich kid snots I went to prep school with. They all generally deserved a kick in the balls.

Anyway, on some issues, I can't agree more though. Liz Smith's column today seems a bit outraged at what Tucker allegedly said. For the sake of posterity, and because he is so right on, here is Liz's take on the matter
'TUCKER CARLSON, the bow-tied conservative of CNN's "Crossfire" chats with Elle magazine this month, on the subject of women and sex. Carlson says "One area of liberal phenomenon I support is female bi-sexuality - this apparent increased willingness of girls to bring along a friend. That's a pretty good thing." What do women want, Elle asks Tucker? "They want to be listened to, protected and amused. And they want to be spanked vigorously every one in a while." He also admits if he had to spend his life as a woman it would as Elizabeth Birch, "formerly of the Human Rights Campaign because you'd be presiding over an organization of thousands of lesbians, some of them quite good-looking." (Folks, nothing you can make up is better than what people actually say these days!)

Who is Carlson's guilty fantasy bedmate? "Hillary. Every time I see her I think I could, you know, help . . . She seems tense."

Asked to choose between conservative talkers Laura Ingraham or Ann Coulter, Carlson believes "Laura would be less likely to hurt you. With Ann you could get bruised on the angles."

Tucker opines that it is best not to argue with a woman. "Most of the time you can beat a woman in an argument. But what do you win? Nothing. You get short-term pleasure followed by a lot of pain."

He also says, "I like women." Well, good luck getting them to reciprocate your Neanderthal feeling, kid.
Go Tucker Go!